Duke Cannon Big Ass Brick
True to its name, this superior grade soap product is big (10 oz.) and will last much longer than the dainty little bars sold at your local grocery. It also smells awesome and contains steel cut grains for maximum gripability. If you enjoy activities like drinking American beer or using power tools, then frankly, this is the only soap meant for you.
Too much to grasp..? Try it with the Duke Cannon Tactical Scrubber.